Weird Christians | PEOPLE of the week
"Those people (Christians)—they’re sort of weird, ya’ know. They won’t hurt you, kill you, hate you, rob you, or sue you. They always dress modestly, always eat honorably, and always talk righteously. They're very selective with what they read, they won’t watch our favorite movies, they refuse to listen to our music, they don't care about our iPhone apps, and they don’t like our websites. For them, it is honorable to be a servant, to be last, not first; and they see the least among them as the greatest. These people are always so diligent at everything they do, sometimes you wish they would just—I don’t know—be a bit more lazy or something. They love their God, talking to him every day and reading His Book. The husbands among them love their wives, the wives respect their husbands, and the children obey their parents. They don’t drink, and they don’t smoke. They are so humble that it’s impossible to offend them, no matter how hard you try. They call themselves ‘children of
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