A Mother's Day poem, I'll write for you, Waiting on my dinner and smelling the stew; Hope she remembers I like it hot, Plenty of vegetables, right in the pot. She knows garlic makes me ill, And too much pepper gives me a chill, Never touchy pork in the summer time, Her appetite's a little different than mine. Don't know why I have to wait, Dinner'd be ready if she hadn't started so late, Spent too much time a mowin' the grass. Been thru sooner, if she'd only work fast. But I'll forgive her, this neglect of me, Won't gripe much, just let things be. Keepin' a family going, ain't all play, And after all, this is MOTHER'S DAY. _________________________________________________ Variety Store, Oh Variety Store, where did you go ? When I go shopping, I do miss you so, Cant find the little things in a great big store, Cant find anything for a dime any more The shoelaces I always bought for a dime When I finally find...